May Mayhem
Peanut Gallery


Incredibly, I have been operating this site for (I believe) 6-7 years, now -- making it, quite possibly, the longest-tenured project that I have been able to maintain; covering the bulk of my 20s. Due to my journalistic background, I'll start off with the core W's:

Who I Am:

I'm a creative, fun-loving guy. I graduated from the University of Portland in 2006 and have been sort of figuring out life ever since. It's been a fun ride, for the most part, and we'll see what the future has in store. I am also a bit of an entrepreneur, of sorts, who is rather quiet - in terms of talking about myself. While I am a creative guy who also enjoys technology, I am not a web-developer; so this site (like my other ones) will likely be rather basic, in terms of code and the like.

Let it be known that I am not the same Ryan Henley in the Urban Dictionary who has defamed the good name; my bet? It's the Ryan Henley who plays baseball. That's a very baseball-y thing to do. (No offense baseball playing Ryan Henley). I would sort of like to get the 70+ Ryan Henleys of the world together; that could be fun or, at the very least, really interesting.

What To Expect:

One of my renowned faults is my strive for grandure. I have a lot of great ideas and things that I would really like to do. So much so, that I do not often find time to make updates here. Ergo, I will use this site as, mostly, a museum of sorts. I have Facebook, Twitter, a blog, and other places where my more immediate work and entertainment is being handled - in real-time, too! However, these pages will be a collection of some of the things that I have done over the years, and I'll periodically add new stuff over time.

When Am I Going To Be Happy With This:

Probably never. I am always motivated by my dreams and strive to be better at things. However, my interests are vast and my time finite, so I do what I can while I have the time to do it, and work at refining my skills and exploring my talents, all the while hoping to make people happy in the process. I'm an entertainer at heart.

Where Am I Based:

Currently, I reside in Portland, Oregon. The Rose City has been good to me since I came up here for school (at the Univ. of Portland) back in summer 2002. However, aside from my friends and the overall favorable weather, there's nothing really rooting me in Portland. Or, as I like to say, I am a potted plant: my roots are in soil that is easily transported.

All of that said, thank you for visiting and I plan on bringing some quality entertainment pieces your way. In the meantime, feel free to connect with me from any of the below networking sites. Thank you for the visit, and best wishes always.